No turning back

Yo, Agent Maryland from Project Freelancer here. Go ahead and call me Mary. But just so you know, rude comments directed at my name aren't very appreciated. I'm not much of a strong fellow, nor am I skilled with all the latest weaponry. Quick feet and smart thinkin' is what brought me into this program. I like to believe no mission is stable without efficient planning. That's why I follow the rules; my own rules.
Oct 31 '11

The amount of enjoyment I’m feeling is at the lowest level possible right now.

Oct 31 '11

ooc: *walks in freezing cold*

ask-agent-ohio:

askdextergrif:

ask-agent-ohio:

does anyone else think two pillow cases full of candy is a good haul?

*shivers*

*it was 22 degrees Fahrenheit where I was*

Dude you’re fucking lucky. Where I live nobody trick or treats. (How old are you if you still trick or treat?)

I’m 16 and I’m “supposed” to stop trick-or-treating, but fuck that, I want some candy!

[[ Well aren’t you a lucky fellow. I’m about the same age as you, but no one in my neighborhood celebrates Halloween so it would be a waste of effort going trick-or-treating. Plus it’s over 90F in the state I live. I’m jealous of you people’s cold weather. ]]

(Source: not--my--division)

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Oct 31 '11

tumblrbot asked:

ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Definitely dinosaurs. Their extinction gives me nothing to be afraid of.

Now robots? Who knows what kind of shit they’ll start pulling off…

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Oct 30 '11

ask-omalley asked:

/chuckles/ You have a lot to learn.

That may be so, but I don’t think whatever I learn would change my opinion about you.

Oct 30 '11

ask-omalley asked:

/laughs loudly/ Oh, you're going to be SO much fun.

Listen here you little punk, I’m not naive enough to fall for whatever scams you have planned. From what I’ve heard, you’re just a pile of data with major anger issues. You don’t intimidate me.

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Oct 30 '11

ask-omalley asked:

/laughs/ Fresh meat.

What the fuck does that supposed to mean? I don’t exactly know who you are, but I have a feelin’ your up to no good. I’m not falling prey into your little schemes.

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Oct 30 '11

church-is-here asked:

(* Feels a little stupid but* hey I'm assuming your new here if so welcome!)

[[ Yup. Newbie is new. Thanks for the welcoming, I appreciate it ]]

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Oct 30 '11

ask-the-famous-anon-deactivated asked:

Neither. He's actually real. And no, don't bother trying to think about it, you'll just fry your cerebral cortex that way. *sees Ohio fly by with random powers* I've learned to live with it...

… I don’t think I’ll ever have a chance in understanding, even if it is possible to comprehend.

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Oct 30 '11

rxk-treece asked:

hello, newbie. i assume you know the groups agents, non-anons, OC's, and extra-project characters. i'll give you a quick example of each. ||agent: Freelancer York, or CT. ||non-anons: myself, or spartanessa. || OCs: agent Ohio, agent eleven. ||extra project: the director, and the armoury keeper. we each have our own point in the freelancer series of events, so we just sort of work to each, when we need to. you should probably talk to kansas or michigan to make your stay official. welcome!

Hello Treece. Thanks for the clarifications. It makes things easier knowing who is apart of what and all that nonsense.

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Oct 30 '11

mr-schnuffles asked:

another freelancer? -sway slightly- I swear I need to get of the White Russian... I am going crazy... -flops onto keyboard-



 Am I the only one seeing this? There is a freakin’ cat speaking in a Russian accent right over here.

Either I’m going crazy or I’m drunk as fuck right now.

Oct 30 '11

not--my--division asked:

Hello, Maryland! welcome to the Project! [[OOC: two months after I was born in Ohio, I moved to Maryland where I live today]]

Hey there Ohio, nice to meet you. And thanks. Guess I came aboard rather late, huh? Hope I’ll fit in well with the rest.
 
[[ That’s cool. I’ve never been to MD before, but my home state was taken so I just picked a random state to use for this blog. Go figure ]]

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Oct 30 '11

ask-dexter-grif asked:

[[Haha dude fucking win. I was trying to get my friend to make a Tumblr and he said he would this weekend and he'd make it ask-agentmaryland. You fuckin win dude]]

[[oh god that’s hilarious! Looks like that’s what the bro gets for procrastinating]]

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